Okay, so my birthday was the other day, but I'm not about to tell you my age, which might hint that I am older than I'd like to be, older than I feel, and, thanks to Botox, older than I look. Anywho, my point to this is that my sister is the queen of finding the funniest cards that relate to my life in a hysterical way. So, I had to share them with you.